Perks of dating me:

  • you’ll be the hot one

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Anonymous: How do I crush a man's self esteem?


  • "Is it in yet?"
  • "I thought you’d be bigger."
  • "Where’s the rest of it?"


"One day you’ll feel eighteen, look sixty, and wonder what happened."

Humans of New York

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have just been informed that “seahawks will win but the broncos will catch the snitch” is not a valid bet for the superbowl because apparently football “doesn’t work like that”. whatever.

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"I met a lady in the meads,
Full beautiful—a faery’s child,
Her hair was long, her foot was light,
And her eyes were wild."

La Belle Dame sans Merci, John Keats

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The blood came. Fuck I’m happy.


1890s Victorian Scarab Beetle Earrings (in the online shop later today)

Tired of feeling so very sad and so very lonely. 


A portrait of Philip, done for my contemporary drawing class last semester. 
18x24 inch, watercolors and graphite.

I’m sorry I’ve disappeared. 
The last episode of the L Word is BULLSHIT. 
I’m having some strange allergic reaction to something and it’s making me very, very sick. 
I’m over this city. 
And all of my clothes. 
And I really want some amazing weed.


me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock

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"He Can Only Hold Her" Amy Winehouse

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"Silence is the best reply to a fool."

Imam Ali 

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Ren Rox