— Rachel Wolchin
I got some thirsty guys all up on my vagina. NO.
White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…
I think I’m in like.
It feels amazing, but crazy.
— Joan Didion, On Keeping a Notebook
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
— Gabriel García Márquez